You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.
Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.
El putoQUEEEEEEÉ?
And notice that he made it out of white oak. Even with power tools, that’s doing it the hard way.
The artists is Oleksandr Hrytsai. He makes more of this beautiful stuff. Sadly, facebook only.
fat people are allowed to be fat even if they don’t starve themselves or push themselves physically past their limits btw
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i feel like ppl forget that jazz wants to be a brain surgeon. danny said it in s1e14. like sure i love psychologist jazz and all but it got so popular that i thought it was canon until i watched that episode. how did it get so popular even is my question. i think i may know but… anyways,, let jazz be a neurosurgeon !!! it’s what my girl deserves ! she’d be real good at it let her branch out
Tumblr has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing with their next mobile icon update




